by Will Gilmer
David Douglas, local spot light correspondent, pulls out his pad of paper and writes the headline âLocal Woman Carves Hyper-realistic Pumpkinsâ.
âMommy they look so real!â a little girl says as she drops a piece of candy into her orange bucket and skips down the porch.
David bends down to get a better look at the pumpkins.
 âWith a face like that youâre no trick-or-treater,â says a woman stepping through the squeaky screen door.
âNo maâam, just a reporter. You know if I didnât come here knowing they were pumpkins, I wouldnât have believed it.â
âThank you, itâs a long process. Iâm always happy when people appreciate my work.â
âDid you use papier-mache to give them that texture? Iâd love to know your secret.â
âBlood, sweat, and tears go into them,â she says casually looking for anyone passing by. âSo what paper do you work with?â she asks.
âIâm freelance. I donât like to have deadlines bogging me down.â
âWell then, how about I pour you a drink and show you how itâs done.â
The reporter didnât know which alarmed him the most; the makeshift leather works, the surgically skinned human skulls, or the dizziness he felt after finishing his drink.
Will Gilmer is a writer and poet with a penchant (attention span) for short form and abstract styles. He lives in Michigan with his lovingly acquired family, obligatory cat, and odd curios.